Newton's Diary

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Not THAT GUY again.

Do you know this guy? I'm sure you do. He's that guy that desperately needs attention. Now, you don't have to be all modest about it, he really wants to be your friend. He thinks if he can associate with you, he can create some sort of networking bond and add you to his list of social network contacts, add you to his mailing list for sending around stupid jokes and lame observations that he thinks are witty, and invite you to his 40th birthday party at some dive in Wichita where only two other people besides you show up and they are his equally lonely mailman and some waiter he met last week.

I don't know why some people are so starved for attention. I guess I can understand because people are social animals and they really need human interaction to survive, but come on, that's what internet dating is for isn't it? I mean stop trying to bother random people at work just because you can't get the loving you need outside of work, because some people are busy and don't like wasting time talking to random people that offer no value whatsoever even though they think they have the most brilliant ideas on the planet and that if you listen to them, then you are totally indebted to them for life and you'll never be able to escape, and when everyone else in the world leaves you because they read something they didn't like on your blog, this guy will probably still be by your side because it's better to be around at least one person even if they hate you, then to spend life all alone.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Did I mention how traveling sucks?

I don't know why people don't scale up their mouse portion bag of crappy pretzels. Well at least on some of the cheaper lamer airlines.

The Chicago airport is always frought with chaos. A sorting machine broke and now our bags are gone. Good thing I only have clothes in there.
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